Jack the Ripper's victims usually didn't stand still for this long once the blade came out. Deep down he was beginning to worry that he'd lost his touch.
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Cupid: I wonder what would happen if I shot someone with your star instead of the heart arrows I have. Do you think they'd become temporarily invincible?
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Dr.McNinja house calls are not covered by your HMO.
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"The doctors said 'droopy katana' was just a temporary ailment."
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Paka got paid $20 by Blue Oyster Cult to continuously play the cowbell during the party.
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Sean: To stab, or not to stab. That is the question.
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Vy: Sean, you've got red on you.
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Mary Poppins' drinking problems shocked us all. None more so than Mary Poppins.
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Little Dead Riding Hood and the Cowbell guy were thinking of purchasing a gingerbread house deep in the forest. But, due to full disclosure laws, they found out it had a sordid past that included a witch, two murderous children, and an oven they'd want replaced right away.
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Everyone loves jammies.
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Curious George wondered if The Big Bad Wolf lived up to his name and reputation.
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Only later did Christine discover that the wreath was made of poison oak.
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Everyone loves 'out of focus skully'.
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"Big Bad Wolf?! Ha."
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Builder Bob can see into your living room.
And he thinks that couch is horrendous.
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You are getting very sleeeeeepy.
Also, you want to touch everything/everyone.
Reconcile it!
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