(1.3MB) A frog takes a swan dive.
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The life of an inflatable frog is a tough one. First, you're gutted and thick cables are tied to you face. Then wind sheer robs you of your genitals. Boy, it just wasn't his day.
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You know what they say: you can lead a frog to a kite festival, but you can't make him fly.
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"I command you, rise my pet! Rise up and smite my enemies!!"
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Seconds before this picture was taken, all the kites were huddled together, whispering. I'm onto you kites.
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Large kite: *sigh* I told you already. I don't swing that way. Find yourself another gust of wind buddy.
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The rainbow kite was happy. It had just kicked the shit out of a confederate flag kite.
And yes, that is a pair of legs flying in the bottom of the screen.
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The American camp prepared a cruise missile to launch a preemptive strike against the viking warship off their port.
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A woman nearby was saturating the area with ginormous bubbles. I barely escaped her barrage.
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This is the bubble lady. Clearly, she is a threat to all peace loving kite enthusiasts. And I'm not too sure about the motivations of 'thumb-sucking kid' or 'lakers fan doing stretches for no reason' either.
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(2.7MB) Cotton candy and giant ass kites.
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Little girl (internal): Uh oh, here comes mommy. She said daddy couldn't buy me any cotton candy. I better hide it somewhere mommy would never look. Oh, I know!
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