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  Waiting to be exposed to Steve Jobs' heeling reality distortion field claims several lives every year. Out of respect we waited 10 minutes before taking his coffee and rifling thru his pockets. Ok, 5, but we felt real bad about it.  Only six months of electroshock therapy was preventing Steve from putting his pinky finger to his lips during this particular slide.   These deranged gingerbread men are part of Chicago's Apple Store's child deterrent system.   The press, suspended in orange jello for their own protection, await exciting announcements.   Steve Jobs: Now, you'd think all this iPod success would go to my head. You'd be wrong. It goes straight into my lap. That's right, penis enlargement baby! Seriously, I'm wearing two pairs of jeans just to contain it.  
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These deranged gingerbread men are part of Chicago's Apple Store's child deterrent system.

These deranged gingerbread men are part of Chicago's Apple Store's child deterrent system.

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