Ellie liked to lick her thumb before each at bat. She said the surprise taste gave her powers. We thought they gave her hives, but we were too polite to say anything.
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No one had the heart to tell Britney she'd never be a shriner.
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Dylan imagined the ball was an oompa loompa when he kicked. He was still working out some childhood wonka-related trauma.
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Jenna: Hahaha, I get it. "Don't mess with Texas." Because 'TEXAS' is written on your ass. Wait, so you're basically saying not to mess with your ass? Wait, what kind of game do you think this is??
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Britney only gave high fives to people with mad hops.
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Delicious root beer.
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Dylan: I'm Dylan and I approve of this message. Wait, where is this endorsement going?
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Ellie: Drink come from hose? Drink good. Give drink to cup. Cup demand it.
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Cindy had never seen foot fungus smile before.
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There's probably a joke here about a banana and blueberry sandwich. But everyone knows that those fruit don't go together, so nevermind.
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Ellie at bat. Listen for the yelp, it's worth it.
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Ryan, international fancy man!
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Cindy kicks with her right foot, enjoys licorice, and believes in the Tooth Fairy.
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A team to be reckoned with.
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Lincoln's "I just got shot at the Ford Theater!" joke never got old.
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As a kickball player, she wasn't half bad. But as a contortionist, she was sorely lacking.
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