Alex:: When you're milking a cow, it's not like milking a goat. A goat will eat your clothes when you try to milk it. A cow might kick ya in the face. I guess it's a nipple sensitivity thing. ...{click photo for more}

Randall, Chris & Mike took classes in "smooth posing". And today it was finally paying off.

Our fearless leader needed a good swift kick to the pants every now and then to keep him sharp. We were helping him train for his military career. Yeah, that's it.

Sean needed to be in constant communication with his network of spies.

Alex: ..gatorade...check. iodine for emergency water purification...check. loaf of bread...check. box of super small condoms..che....hey!

Wes liked to show off how large he was by jumping into the driver's seat of other people's cars. Yeah, he's a strange fuck.

When geeks attack nature - next on TLC.

Alex followed closely to Andy's vehicle. He wasn't going to fall for that "the truck weigh stop is for all vehicles on Sundays" trick again.

Josh chose to ford the river, which was 2 feet deep. He lost 2 oxen, 3lbs of food, and Rebecca drowned.