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We had either discovered the dead whale, or someone had lost a shitload of silly putty.
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 328
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This man was clearly taunting the poor creature. Everyone knows that sperm whales dream of one day being Pelé.
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 318
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The naked homeless man loved whales. Loved em.
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 359
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Naked Man: Don't worry. I used to watch that 'Crocodile Hunter' show all the time, and nothing bad ever happened to him.
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 321
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Surfer 1: That naked guy sure is running from the whale real fast. Surfer 2: Totally. Surfer 1: Gnarly. Surfer 2: Tubular. Surfer 1: Radical. Surfer 2: Gnarly. ...{click photo for more}
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 286
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Surfer 2: Has the horizon always been slanted like that? I need to lay off the coke before surfing.
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 304
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Birds are bastards. Proof? This one was pecking at the whale and he wasn't even hungry.
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 324
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Families turned out for a nice bit of rotting whale corpse theater.
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 282
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This girl was the bravest person at the beach. She ran to within a dozen feet of the whale, chirping slurs at it in dolphin.
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 317
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"Ramp?"
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 337
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One of almost a dozen surfers to almost hit the whale, Ahab had a special motivation to avoid contact.
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 306
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"....and you just know it tastes salty too. Ha!"
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 322
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The tide turned the whale violently enough that the tail whipped around the air, swatting at imaginary flies.
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 312
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Surfing solider in silhouette.
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 292
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He obviously didn't exfoliate.
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 319
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"I regret nothing!!!!"
Date: 04/09/2007
Views: 315
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