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Ellie liked to lick her thumb before each at bat. She said the surprise taste gave her powers. We thought they gave her hives, but we were too polite to say anything.
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 315
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No one had the heart to tell Britney she'd never be a shriner.
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 286
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Dylan imagined the ball was an oompa loompa when he kicked. He was still working out some childhood wonka-related trauma.
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 284
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Jenna: Hahaha, I get it. "Don't mess with Texas." Because 'TEXAS' is written on your ass. Wait, so you're basically saying not to mess with your ass? Wait, what kind of game do you think this is??
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 256
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Britney only gave high fives to people with mad hops.
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 279
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Delicious root beer.
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 255
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Dylan: I'm Dylan and I approve of this message. Wait, where is this endorsement going?
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 302
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Ellie: Drink come from hose? Drink good. Give drink to cup. Cup demand it.
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 297
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Cindy had never seen foot fungus smile before.
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 283
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There's probably a joke here about a banana and blueberry sandwich. But everyone knows that those fruit don't go together, so nevermind.
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 286
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Ellie at bat. Listen for the yelp, it's worth it.
(5.7MB Quicktime Movie)
Date: 03/12/2007
Views: 160
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Ryan, international fancy man!
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 278
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Cindy kicks with her right foot, enjoys licorice, and believes in the Tooth Fairy.
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 264
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A team to be reckoned with.
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 269
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Lincoln's "I just got shot at the Ford Theater!" joke never got old.
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 294
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As a kickball player, she wasn't half bad. But as a contortionist, she was sorely lacking.
Date: 03/03/2007
Views: 272
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