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Awaking from a long slumber, the last remaining British soldier opens his eyes to see General Washington's visage in stone. The scream could be heard for miles.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 761
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Slightly less foggy.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 796
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TiVo hate fog.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 830
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Hooray! It's....4 dead white men. And if you squint real hard, you can kind of pretend that rock monster from Neverending Story is on the right there.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 792
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Jess' Lincoln could use a little work.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 3412
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Lest anyone doubt his claim to having seen four giant heads carved into a mountain, Sean records his proof.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 3413
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TiVo does the dance of joy.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 3407
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Mrs.Crabapple (left) didn't approve of this field trip. Too much fresh air made children difficult to manage. And detention via chloroform would be impossible out here in the open.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 7330
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Jess (under her breath): Sean, start the car. I'm gonna goose Lincoln and then we're hauling ass outta here.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 3435
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They really do love cutting things out of stone around here.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 2924
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This is Zack. He has a problem with intimacy.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 3496
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This is Zeke. He's hiding a throbbing erection.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 790
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Philosophical Duck always asks why.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 769
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Once again, Sean is distracted by something shiny in the distance, even though he's the one taking the picture.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 730
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The entire exterior is made out of corn. Except for the lights. Those are the trapped souls of 19th century slave labor. Still, I bet they liked corn.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 774
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They redo the outside every year. As this picture of a picture proves.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 764
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Padre Michael was really fucking tired of lecturing to rocks.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 720
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Smaller sign on right corner: People not actually shades of gray.
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 800
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Jesus: Hey you. Yeah you. Can you help a prophet out? This guy next to me likes to show his heart to everyone. There are a dozen gnomes lurking around, and I think I saw a gargoyle making love...{click photo for more}
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 735
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"Do you have any Pepto? I really should eat in fewer roadside diners, but Statue Jesus loves him some chili fries."
Date: 06/10/2004
Views: 834
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