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(watching) Sean: Woah. I've never seen anyone move like that. Shasta: That's because we're on a moving boat. And you've been drinking. Sean: Oh. Shasta: And, yes, because we're in the matrix. Sean: I knew it!
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I like blue.
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Bald Guy (quietly): Ok, you take the light purple one on the right. Bet you $20 I'll be wearing that hat before the sun goes down. Mature ladies can't resist the smooth look.
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Karen hoped the boat would dock in the Caribbean soon. She was getting tired of reading the brochure and sniffing nail polish had lost it's luster.
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Girl #1: It's horrible! Girl #2: It's not all that bad. Girl #1: I'll never land a man with these cellulite knees! Girl #2: Hey, it's like you've got built-in kneepads! Girl #1: You're not helping.
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Sean prepares for his deep sea dive into dorkdom.
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Sean lives out his lifelong dream of beating a little girl up a climbing wall. What can I say, he dreams small.
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Jason had the heart of a warrior, the spirit of a shaman, and the bladder of a tit mouse. He excused himself 3 times before finally getting off the ground.
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Jason understood that rock climbing was difficult. What he didn't understand was why certain handgrips, upon being touched, played audio of a woman questioning the health of his manhood.
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Everyone laughed at the miniature pirates until they proved that they were the perfect height for groin stabbing.
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Lora gives us her Hollywood look just before snapping at Billy to bring her a bowl full of red skittles and the charcoal-filtered blood of a virgin woman in a martini glass.
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Seagulls and sunsets are required photographic material on Mexican cruises. I looked it up.
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The final night on board was 'dance night' for the crew. Or, as Mario liked to call it, 'hoping Anita finally notices him, I mean, this is our 43rd dance together and she should know his name by now" night.
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Clive picked up more women with this baked alaska hat than he ever did with that elephant trunk. Feigning a fear of elephants was the best thing that he ever did.
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Waiter: If my nose is this long......