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Beanbag man: Hey honey, this is pretty relaxing. How bout you bring me a drink and then rub my shoulders? No? Can you buy me a cookie then? Hmm, ok. How bout I get up, help you carry that heavy bag, and then beg forgiveness so that I don't have to sleep on the couch with the dog?
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No one will ever touch your iPod again after seeing this accessory in your home.
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Little Bo Peep and the Mad Hatter's lovechild. Not as dangerous as she looks.
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When Calvin started thrusting with two fingers, his girlfriend yanked him from the booth by his ear.
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Scared yet? You will be.
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Kid on left: Which button fires the red shell?
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Presenter: ..and as these charts clearly show, Microsoft employees love their fucking booze.
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Rejected ad campaign slogans: "Pop your iPod case cherry!" "We gave birth to pastel fashion." "Buying this case will make you feel like our fashion models are constantly licking your nether regions just like this raspberry! *offer void once the next case version is released*."
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Reduced to a setup in which it is never touched by human hands, the pink mini ponders suicide. Or, at the very least, deleting a few 5 star ranked songs off of itself.
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After 6 or 7 "geekgasms", Epson had to start handing out towels with their brochures.