You are getting very sleeeeeepy.
Also, you want to touch everything/everyone.
Reconcile it!
Bob the Builder gets meta.
Vince: I told you, more motherfucking cowbell! Don't make Mr.Sword tell you again.
"Wait, am I Papa Berenstain? Or Papa Berenstein?"
Vince: I would never cut Big Bad Wolf. I respect his work too much.
"RESPECT!"
Jen: I know my costume is awesome and all, but you really should have been able to recognize me. We're going to need to have a talk about your huffing habit.
Burn her, she's a witch!
The Dread Pirate Roberts took care of that ROUS (Rodent Of Unusual Size) the best way he knew how: noogies.
"Mam, is this your monkey? I caught him doing unspeakable things to my rose garden. Yes, I know he's just curious. But the things he's done can't be unseen."
In some universe, this all makes perfect sense.
Jen did this for half an hour before someone had the heart to tell her that it was frogs that turned into princes.
"Alas, poor Fro, I knew him well."
Sean: Fuck! Not again. I'm the worst barber ever. I'll never get my license at this rate.