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After years of anticipation, we walk down the corridor that takes us to the outlook point for Mt.Rushmore.
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Well......shit.
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Awaking from a long slumber, the last remaining British soldier opens his eyes to see General Washington's visage in stone. The scream could be heard for miles.
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Slightly less foggy.
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TiVo hate fog.
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Hooray! It's....4 dead white men. And if you squint real hard, you can kind of pretend that rock monster from Neverending Story is on the right there.
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Jess' Lincoln could use a little work.
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Lest anyone doubt his claim to having seen four giant heads carved into a mountain, Sean records his proof.
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TiVo does the dance of joy.
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Mrs.Crabapple (left) didn't approve of this field trip. Too much fresh air made children difficult to manage. And detention via chloroform would be impossible out here in the open.
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Jess (under her breath): Sean, start the car. I'm gonna goose Lincoln and then we're hauling ass outta here.
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They really do love cutting things out of stone around here.
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This is Zack. He has a problem with intimacy.
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This is Zeke. He's hiding a throbbing erection.
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Philosophical Duck always asks why.