Fuck! Didn't we just leave there 8 states ago? Where's the map?
All one armed people wearing mumus, exercise your kidney poodles here.
[Wisconsin]
The mighty Mississippi. I stood on the bank for a good 20 minutes and not a single person in a straw hat came floating down the river on a raft.
I'm pretty sure this was a WalMart.
I immediately dialed my ninja friends to alert them to a possible pirate sighting.
Warning - Double murder ahead.
Winking cat wants to see you out back for a pet or two.
While Wisconsin didn't make Lee 8'2", it certainly didn't discourage him either.
This is somehow inappropriate. Also, not cheese nor cocktails.
We didn't stick around long enough to hear a local utter the phrase "Hey, let's go down to the Cheese Castle to get a drink." Maybe next time.
[Illinois]
Thank god for bumper stickers. Otherwise I never would have known for this person's love of Jesus and the Thundercats.
Considering we were only going 30mph and the roads were in such horrible condition that faster travel wasn't safe, the lack of helmet laws almost made sense.
Warning - Beware airborne sperm.
[Indiana]
Welcome to Indiana. Good luck finding your way out.
