Rotting Jay and Silent Bob.
An actor portraying a weatherman practices his lines in front of a green screen. We only had to hear it 16 times before we wanted to rip him limb from limb (which some other zombies get to do later in the film).
Madeline and Sean with two actual actors from the film. Consistent with the genre, neither will survive the movie.
Zombie disco nap.
Sean (quietly): If I have to wait around any longer, I'm going to really eat someone's brains.
Ain't nuthin Madeline likes more than shirtless guys and severed heads.
Brett kept Sean in shadows not to take an artsy picture, but because the sight of him disgusted him to his very soul.
Madeline's neck tasted of honeysuckle, ginger, and a hint of Jim Beam.
At Andy/Dorothy's holiday/poker night, Andy secretly set up a camera in the bathroom. Only properly sauced attendees could take a peek at the monitor behind the bar. For an extra $10 he'd let them press the button for the remote controlled bidet.
While Billy enjoyed a good joke, he wasn't sure how many times he could tolerate Lora telling the story of his prostate exam.
The power of the hat was enormous. It took two hours and a trained exorcist to get Jen back to normal.
Paka believed meditation could help him stave off intoxication. He also believed in the easter bunny, clapping to bring fairies back to life, and Barbara Streisand movies. So...ya know.
Steve: Man, I never thought I'd be saying this, but....'What would Ben Affleck do?'
Vince liked to keep all his chips in one long row. Anything else seemed unnatural.
