Birds are bastards. Proof? This one was pecking at the whale and he wasn't even hungry.
Families turned out for a nice bit of rotting whale corpse theater.
This girl was the bravest person at the beach. She ran to within a dozen feet of the whale, chirping slurs at it in dolphin.
"Ramp?"
One of almost a dozen surfers to almost hit the whale, Ahab had a special motivation to avoid contact.
"....and you just know it tastes salty too. Ha!"
The tide turned the whale violently enough that the tail whipped around the air, swatting at imaginary flies.
Surfing soldier in silhouette.
He obviously didn't exfoliate.
"I regret nothing!!!!"
"If I ever get that flabby, someone better seriously tell me."
Sir Brillianton discovers that rotting flesh has a less than intoxicating odor.
Sir Brillianton: If this thing rolls over on me, you guys will come save me, right? R..right?
"Ah, a rope. I'm going for it!"
