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It was us vs. the mountain. Steve made up his mind early on: we were gonna cheat.
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Steve: I dare you to make love to that squirrel. Andy: You're on. Steve: That was fast. Were, were you already planning on doing that? Andy: ....
11 5x
The first game of the day. Also known as "Hide until time runs out".
12
(in Tim Meadows' Johnnie Cochran impersonation voice)
That's a nice rock. That's a good looking rock. If that rock ran for president, I would vote for that rock. That rock is superb. If I were a rock, I'd make sweet love to that there rock.
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Sioux Falls panorama.
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It's pretty much water...in motion.
12 5x
Steve comes down with a case of the vapors and retires for the round.
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Melissa: ..and if I grab its tiny little head in my palm, and squeeze, it makes funny sounds and squirms around. Isn't that adorable?
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Squirrel: Sure, my name is Plague Squirrelthalamew III, but that's just a name. Judge me by my character, not my...oh shit, I bit you. You should probably see a doctor.
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Jen knew the group would never believe she just had a run-in with a ferocious Yeti. The hard part now was explaining why the back of her pants was missing.
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We didn't want to leave Melissa behind, but rules are rules.
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Big Bear lake. Now with 50% more bear!
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Why didn't anyone tell us that half of us looked like 90s action villains/goons?
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There were several signs warning us not to feed the wild leprechauns that lived under the rainbow. But as my grandmother always used to say: "a sign is just a suggestion."* * granted, she did say this before dying in a fiery automobile accident, but still.
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Billy, in a fit of depression, aimed for every tree on the course. Luckily for him, his right leg was shorter than his left, so he missed each one by inches.