Alex, not knowing what to do with his hands since there is no female in the vicinity, resorts to playing 'air maracas'.
Alex's childbirth advice was well intentioned, if poorly timed and devoid of any real medical value.
Photo 'fact' : That isn't his hand.
Alex, reminded by the rusting fence of his time in a minimum security prison, stopped talking. We never found out what his crimes were.
Cat: Oh yeah baby. Shake that money-maker.
Christine and Christy were skeptical about the existence of Tobin's third nipple.
Billy: I know you wanted to wish Shasta a happy birthday Alex, but writing it on your johnson may not have been the best idea. Besides, if you'd have used a card, you wouldn't have had to write so small.
Beach bugs love drift wood.
Avalon's largest structure. The envy of all cupcake shaped buildings.
Jennifer was so hypnotized by the way Sean shuffled the index cards in his hands nervously before each sentence, that she neglected to notice his entire speech was about the geopolitical struggle of the Gummi Bears.
Wes: Hey look, they're open 24 hours. Just like you! Hahahaha!
Christy: Hey look, your fly is open. You've got 24mm, just like an ant! Hahahahaha!
This lady was videotaping our group playing football. We don't know who she is. So here is her picture for all to gawk at.
The Cheat, Shasta's number one crush for the past few months, sent Shasta a card with suggestions for what clothes she should wear when they finally met. Shasta was excited until she noticed the lack of any clothing that would cover her below the waist.
Always carry a spear when you go for a walk on the beach. You never know when the Cracken will emerge.
