The college guy uniform of sunglasses and a bead necklace.
While hiking near Lizard's Mouth, it is apparently not customary to wear the carcasses of several lizards upon your head as protection.
Liz's throwing rampage begins with ancient Easter candy and miniature chainsaws.
Alex: You wanna piece of me buddy?! I'll tear you apart with my....hey, is that pie? Ooh, gimme!
That must have been some monster thread.
Jen summed it up best:
Viagra/Cialis for him.
Muscle Relaxant for her.
Liz's bearded dragon freaks out. And no, that isn't a euphemism. Sorry guys.
Alex: I...um...at least you're not bleeding, right?
Please don't kill me.
It was like this when I found it. Obviously some boy scout had put it in the sand in an attempt to create a sundial so that he could tell when he needed to get back home so that he didn't miss dinner because his mom was making stovetop stuffing and serving tang and if he was late twice this week he would get a firm paddling.
Obviously.
The long overdue S&M portion of the night begins.
The usual suspects.
Alex: 6 dollar 6 dollar. Do I hear 7? 7 dollars to smash a pie in a woman's face and not have a restraining order against you in the morning.
Ooh, backlighting.
No one wants to be responsible for flying dildos, apparently
