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"I regret nothing!!!!"
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"If I ever get that flabby, someone better seriously tell me."
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Sir Brillianton discovers that rotting flesh has a less than intoxicating odor.
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Sir Brillianton: If this thing rolls over on me, you guys will come save me, right? R..right?
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"Ah, a rope. I'm going for it!"
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"I'm riding the whale, living the dream! Now where's the blowhole?"
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Sir Brillianton returns to land a different man. He has touched a whale, fought the tide, and caught a disease which will turn his offspring into adorable mutant flipper babies.
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HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER! Sally Struts enters the fight.
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Sally Struts: Oh my god! This water is making my white shirt transparent! Why did no one tell me this would happen?!
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Notice the hand imprints to Sally's right. Yes, eww.
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Sally's friend didn't care about the whale. She just wanted the tide to never ever stop coming in.
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Seeing Sir Brillianton giving the whale a sensual massage, Sally feared he might have gotten too attached.
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Sally: Nipples and gold chains and seaweed! It's like an Aquaman rap video!
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"Smell my hands. No, really. I think it's making me high."
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The crowd.