The infamous "cherry" shot. What we thought was cherry syrup by Tobin's nose was actually blood streaming from it. He bled for two hours before we took him seriously. I mean, after the 8th "my penis fell off! help me find it!" joke, you start not to believe a guy.
Everyone loves a big happy commie.
Alex's childbirth advice was well intentioned, if poorly timed and devoid of any real medical value.
Mally: This the guy you want taken out? Oh don't worry, he has pudding in his ears, he can't hear a thing.
Kash: I'm really sorry Billy. I knew I hit ya hard, but I had no idea your eyes would pop out like that. Here, I'll help ya...oh shit. I think I stepped on one.
Mike had a 50/50 chance of protecting the right part when Mika said that she'd aim straight for his head.
Alex racked his brain for a reasonable way to get the woman in the bikini top to come be a co-auctioneer with him. None of his explanations avoided him also being murdered by Jen.
Alex: 6 dollar 6 dollar. Do I hear 7? 7 dollars to smash a pie in a woman's face and not have a restraining order against you in the morning.
Alex: I'm sorry Jen. I had no idea you really could knock someone's pants off with a pie to the face.
Alex: I...um...at least you're not bleeding, right?
Please don't kill me.
Mally: Ok Alex, she's had enough. You've broken her spirit.
Alex: I have defeated the woman! Long live the testosterone powered manfolk!
Mike: Mmm. Chocolate, cherry, whip cream, a hint of nutmeg, and...there's something else. Oh you scamps, is that anchovy?
Josh (quietly): My nipples are sensitive. You think you could make sure no one pies me in the chest? Thanks.
Josh always took his bottom teeth out before anything came flying towards his face.