Jason understood that rock climbing was difficult. What he didn't understand was why certain handgrips, upon being touched, played audio of a woman questioning the health of his manhood.
The pool deck. All the adventure of the ocean, none of the salt. Or animals. Or plants. But hey, that woman in the white is adjusting her bathing suit. That's right, look my fellow perverts.
Everyone laughed at the miniature pirates until they proved that they were the perfect height for groin stabbing.
Lora gives us her Hollywood look just before snapping at Billy to bring her a bowl full of red skittles and the charcoal-filtered blood of a virgin woman in a martini glass.
Seagulls and sunsets are required photographic material on Mexican cruises. I looked it up.
The final night on board was 'dance night' for the crew. Or, as Mario liked to call it, 'hoping Anita finally notices him, I mean, this is our 43rd dance together and she should know his name by now" night.
Clive picked up more women with this baked alaska hat than he ever did with that elephant trunk. Feigning a fear of elephants was the best thing that he ever did.
Waiter: If my nose is this long......
Colonel Mustard had been demoted to congo line clapper.
