As the woman on the right explained how, in her family, Easter eggs were decorated with the faces of her enemies and swallowed whole to absorb their power, the HP employee slowly backed away.
Stogieman explains to Elzinat how he could never, as a dog, piss on a white fire hydrant.
Juanvaldes and his friend Scott are not biding their time until the margaritas got there. Certainly not.
Montanan starts to wonder why he traveled 1400 miles to eat at a mexican chain restaurant with mac nerds.
Cheerios handles a lot of cash in her madaming business. And she didn't have to explain what 'around the world' was to a new girl before collecting this money.
David Pogue, of the 'Missing Manuals' book line, gives me sultry.
Juanvaldes gives his approval to an actual card we found on the floor of the expo.
Stogieman experiences a joy he hasn't felt since he was in junior high and Ms.Federline forgot to wear a bra one cold winter day.
Guy: Woah.
Apple Employee: I'm sorry sir, but I just received notice over the phone that your wife and grandson were both killed by a pack of wolverines.
I think I can get you a good price on the 1GB model though.
The seductively dressed chalk women were mocking her. She'd show them though. She'd come back later.....with an eraser.
Life is random. The milkman is banging your wife.
iPod shuffle.
Don't even think about trying to pirate it.
Where do you think they send the serial numbers for checking? That's right.
I envisioned something vastly different when I heard "iLap".
