Ryan and Sean head to Oregon to see what shenanigans Madeline is up to.
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We encounter rain early in our travels. We could have taken this as an omen, but we thought of it as a free car wash instead.
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Math is extra hard with an audience.
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Ryan takes us on a bikeride thru the windtunnel forrest. Do not watch if you have a queazy stomach.
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Ryan tempts fate by recording a movie at night, from his bike, on the edge of a bridge.
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Warning: May contain dancing/singing to a song that prominently uses the word Booty.
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The very northern end of California is a demilitarized zone built to keep those Oregon hippies from mingling with California hippies.
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Ryan always said a little prayer during roadside pit stops. Said it "pleased the bowel gods."
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Seagulls have no respect for signage.
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"Alright ocean, it's just you and me now. Let's do this thing."
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From the beach where the moon landing was faked.
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Ryan demonstrates the no-hands urination technique to show the ocean he means business.
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I tried to recreate the Goonies scene where they look thru a hole to discover the location of buried treasure, but all I saw was a tourist, wearing uggs on the beach, waving madly at me.
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Nature will fucking cut you.
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Ryan insisted that floral herpes is completely treatable.
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Once we entered the state of Oregon, Ryan stood on his head to prove...um...ok, I think he was just going for a quick rush.