Cross country adventure thru 11 states, no convictions.
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[California] Some would say having the side airbag deploy before you leave your driveway is a bad omen. Jess called it a "free pillow".
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Our good friend TiVo decided to tag along on our journey across the country. Just don't call him TiVa. It's a birthmark ok.
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Jess standing next to the prettiest building in Hayward. By which I mean it didn't have any graffiti on it.
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Jess knew that Oakland was a rough town, but she didn't expect the birds to flash gang signs.
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Kayaker on right: Shit. I knew we should have turned left at Albuquerque.
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We stood around for half an hour, hoping some fornicators would stop by to show us exactly what "unlawful sex" was.
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Surprisingly, they still require customers to wear pants. Just an FYI.
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Sean: Wait, I'm pretty sure Clint Eastwood didn't have to run thru hurdles in that movie. I'm gonna go ask that guy, just to make sure.
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Sean and Jess enjoy the beach as another couple (left) discusses the "mystery hamsterotica.com bookmark" discovered on their shared computer earlier in the day.
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It wasn't until Naomi discovered Farah's membership card to "Cheese Fetishists Worldwide" that anyone understand her huge grin when getting her picture taken.
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San Francisco Beach (with Golden Gate Bridge) Panorama.
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This surfer got all the female monarch butterfly action that he could handle.
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The Golden Gate...um....hmm, it's not a tunnel. Or a thoroughfare, I give up.
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A bathroom with a window above the toilet. Now god can see when you don't replace the roll.
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Forbidden love.

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