Mari: This memory book is great! All these high school moments. Hey, what is this? Jess, am I passed out? Are you dipping my hand in warm water so I'd pee myself?
Jess: Hey look Mari! Bunnies!
Joey Alvarez! (Mari sighs)
When you drink too much you let the devil in just a little.
Jess doesn't work for Nike.
Craig knew this night would be memorable, but he never expected a cockfight to break out. Especially one without chickens.
Marshall lounging large.
And they let her teach!?!
"I see you admiring my goatee. Come, let me show you my grooming techniques."
The devil spreads...
Don't make me throw candy at you!
Me...catch...candy...?
Liz was too drunk to realize that she just took a picture of Jess. So she does it again.
Liz was too drunk to realize she just took two pictures of Jess, so she makes someone else take their picture... look how thrilled Jess is.
The Gordon Sisters!
