Andy & Dorothy's Tiki Party - April 2003
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Tiki torches need their privacy too.
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The food looked great. Well, at least until Billy licked all the toothpicks, stuck them in the middle of each dish and exclaimed "I declare this {looks at printed food label}... coconut dolphin stew for the land of Billy!"
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Alex made a mental note as he quietly reflected on what it would feel like to wear a skirt over an open fire.
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Andy enjoys snapping towels on young men's bare asses. We only hope this "hobby" won't find it's way into the upcoming wedding ceremony.
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Sean wasn't falling for it. Jen had been missing for hours and now there was this new soylent punch for everyone to enjoy. So he stuck to the safe stuff: toilet water.
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Here Paka is demonstrating that even with alcohol, leis, tiki torches, crushed ice, and exotic food, you can't take the geekiness out of the geek.
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If there is some sort of pig god up there in the sky, he will most surely strike us down for this egregious sin. But not if we eat him first.
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That was the last time Alex lent his dentures out to a perfect stranger.
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Distant cousins reunited in death. I bet that argument about the truffle that drove them apart so many years ago seems pretty damned petty now, don't it.
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Jen demonstrates the proper way to toke up as the Flash leaves the room in a blur. He didn't think it was that kind of crowd. He has a reputation to think about.
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Andy is a calm man. But if those two didn't stop singing those god damned hymns, they were going to get a cold surprise right in their off-key faces.
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Lora: Is Alex supposed to have the pig on his head? Billy: I don't think he's supposed to have those pineapple slices around his penis either, but that doesn't seem to have stopped him.
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Paka: Were you tickling my bum?
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Alex: I don't get it. That's not funny. Lora (laughing): Oh c'mon! With the zipper and his..thing...and..hhahaha... Billy: I hate my life. But I love you alcohol.
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Paka and Lora try not to listen as Jen demonstrates something Alex does 'furiously'.