JohnMark went on to drink the contents of his maracas and shake his beer like a polaroid picture.
Melissa (internal): If he tells another joke about getting lei'd, he's not going to get lei'd again for a very long time.
Randy: ..and I pulled my zipper up just in the nick of time. Man, I must be drunk. I've never told anyone about that before.
Guy: What?? I can't hear you.
No one had the heart to tell him that all the girl on girl action was directly behind him. We're kinda jerks like that.
As Mariah explained the intricate workings of the spleen, JohnMark tried think of the smoothest way to work in a good lei joke.
Gabe proves once again that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition....at their wedding.
Richard's primal yell would have been more exciting if he hadn't of coughed up live weasels in the process.
Napkins on the head - because you never know when dessert may be served.
