Montanan (MacNN) smiles big for the camera. He would later entrust to me that he was a bit scared, not because of the camera, but because I was eating what appeared to be ground up worms in a head of lettuce.

Presenter: You too can lose weight! Sure, you'll go bald. Sure, your wife will leave you. Sure, your penis will turn colors. But c'mon people; thin is in!

Presenter: So...who here wants the Adobe colonic? I swear, it's better than photoshop 4!

Apparently 'bowling for aquafina' isn't recognized as an official game of MacWorld. Go figure.

This is a shot of the keyboard that Apple is now selling to go along with GarageBand. They guarantee at least 3 groupies within a year.

Kid: Grandpa, grandpa. Can we go toilet paper the Quark booth again? Pleeeeze?!

I tried to ask this guy for a comment about the expo, but he had grown so irate with people tossing 'blue balls' jokes his way, that he screamed "I got some 10 minutes ago! You people want proof?!" and stormed off.

They had massage table areas through-out the expo floor. This specific area specialized in dislocating your shoulder as well. Hey, people are into some crazy stuff. Who am I to judge.