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I'm reminded of Real Genius:

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris: Not right now.

Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
Just change Susan to Simon and you've got it.