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Dysfunctional Kayaking 101: The person on the left is playing air guitar with her paddle. Mildly entertaining but wildly inefficient.

The person on the back of the next kayak is striking his unsuspecting friend in the back with a paddle. While this may seem like a fun activity, it creates dead weight in the boat, and guess who is left to paddle for two.