"I killed 2 butterflies in my car on the way here. Looks like it's suicide again for me this year."
Unbeknownst to these little girls, the blue strings they now paraded about were actually the lower intestines of Elmo.
"Pina colada, I love you like sailors loves portwhores. Er..portholes. Er...me."
Just to prove her devotion to the color blue, this young woman had swallowed two pounds of blueberries. In a couple minutes, and with a little help from a bottle of ipecac, she'd have something spectacular to show them.
Girl on left: I'm worried about mom. She gnawed on my brain outfit earlier. That can't be normal.
You ain't never seen pants this hot before.
And people today say kids are hard to entertain. Look, multicolored paper!
These new female condoms were completely impractical.
The king and his horse never did find that grail. They did find a mighty good pint of lager over at Madison's though. Only 8 pence!
The other girls hated Handstand Harriet.
Torgo could only escape his demons thru the magic of music. And corrective shoes.
Scarier than the eye of this beast is the story behind the bloody fingerprints on it's retina.
Señor Fox, on the prowl for a henhouse or two.
"What the hell are so many people doing out this afternoon? And where did I put my wig?"
And now, an interpretive dance to the soundtrack of 'The Aristocats'.