Phil Schiller - when you absolutely, positively have no one else to video chat with, accept no substitutes.
Montanan's D70 gave him the power to emote through cartoon symbols emerging from his head. You should have seen the thunder clouds when the waiters got his order wrong.
Because when you think 'California', you think mountain lions, fighter jets, and sheers used to cut the ears off of screaming prostitutes.
We all learned a valuable lesson that day about Phil Schiller, a bottle of whiskey, and 5 baby chickens.
Apple employees love sending the goatse image to one another on the showroom floor.
The cuteness factor of this shot of kids in a wheelbarrow wore off quickly when it was revealed they were being carted off to a reeducation camp as punishment for commingling their recycling.
Scientist (internal): I thought I was going to be in a music video. Now they tell me it's something about computers. Hell, at least these suits have urine waste disposal systems. Ahhhhh.
Due to the addictive nature of Bejeweled 2, the identity of this gamer will not be revealed. Don't worry Wil, your secret is safe with me.
Proving he's kind of a dick, Steve chooses an old photo where it looks like he's doing all the work and The Woz is napping on the job.
When you can't get breasts on your hood the old fashioned way; convincing your drunk girlfriend that doing it on your car will add excitement to your relationship, Alpine will be more than happy to provide you with some punk rock cleavage to simply paste on.
After fending off wave after wave of people who thought their program was used to erase the memories of minors, the programmers were starting to doubt their faith in the goodness of humanity.
Diddy Worthington didn't quite understand why his brand had instant street cred, but his bank account wasn't complaining.
A jacket guaranteed to get you action on the showroom floor. And nowhere else.
You know you want to touch it. You want to touch them all.
