Paka got paid $20 by Blue Oyster Cult to continuously play the cowbell during the party.
Jack the Ripper's victims usually didn't stand still for this long once the blade came out. Deep down he was beginning to worry that he'd lost his touch.
Little Dead Riding Hood and the Cowbell guy were thinking of purchasing a gingerbread house deep in the forest. But, due to full disclosure laws, they found out it had a sordid past that included a witch, two murderous children, and an oven they'd want replaced right away.
Curious George wondered if The Big Bad Wolf lived up to his name and reputation.
Everyone loves 'out of focus skully'.
Mary Poppins' drinking problems shocked us all. None more so than Mary Poppins.
"The doctors said 'droopy katana' was just a temporary ailment."
"Big Bad Wolf?! Ha."
Sean: To stab, or not to stab. That is the question.
Only later did Christine discover that the wreath was made of poison oak.
Vy: Sean, you've got red on you.
You are getting very sleeeeeepy.
Also, you want to touch everything/everyone.
Reconcile it!
Builder Bob can see into your living room.
And he thinks that couch is horrendous.
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