The patriotism was bulging at the seems during this parade.
I knew it!
8 miles from his convention, this ensign was getting some mighty strange tricorder readings.
The dance routine was good. But when your costume is made of live rabbits, not everything goes as planned.
"Grrrr!"
That was written on the van that was pulling this float.
One man's quick review of tight leather shorts with a zipper in the front.
Further evidence that Apple computers supports the gay, punk, pirates with small dogs community.
Unitarian Universalist: we believe in everything. Especially boredom.
Katie's Lesbian Boxing Club - Beating the shit out of hetero's since 1982.
The Roman empire never fell, it was just busy at the gym.
The conspiracy is real! They're trying to convert everyone! Hide your children and pets! If you feel yourself being 'gayed up', drop your drink, head to the nearest bathroom and purge until your heteroness returns!
An eery silence fell over the crowd as the smooth jazz van passed by; thereby proving that absolutely no one likes smooth jazz.
If it wasn't for the happy dog in a tub of blueberry juice, one might get the impression that this facial was something dirty involving Papa Smurf.
A gay posse to make you drink fruity flavored alcoholic beverages. Apparently the word 'posse' has lost all of its fear inducing power.