Captain Ahab might not way to lay...er..I mean slay this mighty beast.
There's some rhyme about lesbians and motorcycles. Hmm, what was it? Lesbicycles on motorcycles? No. Charlies on Harleys. No, that doesn't make any sense. Oh well, I'm sure it'll come to me.
They have the strangest uniforms of any business I've seen. But the service is excellent.
"Halt! Pledge your allegiance to peace and acceptance or my comrade here will run you through with flags! Only $5.99 a piece, by the way."
I'm sure these angels were generous souls, but dancing on a float in platform heals while being blinded by your cape is a clear OSHA violation and I'm reporting that shit.
Yes, I'm sure it is. But thinking that a pinwheel (even one with a rainbow) is cool? Well, I"m not sure anyone can help you with that.
Frank (waving, lavendar shirt) wasn't one to make a fuss, but he didn't think the two racoons going at it on their rainbow flag was an appropriate part of the parade.
Does that mean I have to leave this piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth? Cuz damn, it's tickling my gums.
Tropical Wonderwoman? Sure, we got that.
Believe it or not, they were being chased by a bear on a tricycle.
Yeah, I wouldn't believe that either.
I hear they like rainbows.
A number of gay-themed shows also had floats, including Will & Grace, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and, of course, Alf.
