A number of gay-themed shows also had floats, including Will & Grace, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and, of course, Alf.
Trust Jesus. Interesting idea. But let's say I'm playing poker against Jesus. He bets big. Is he bluffing? He shouldn't be, since he's all honest and such. But c'mon, he must have some powers or something, so he's probably pretty good anyway. Should I just fold? Why is he doing that 'big arms' thing over the table? Does he have a wild card? Can he see my hand?
These thoughts kept my brain occupied for...seconds, before a shiny object in the distance distracted me.
There's some rhyme about lesbians and motorcycles. Hmm, what was it? Lesbicycles on motorcycles? No. Charlies on Harleys. No, that doesn't make any sense. Oh well, I'm sure it'll come to me.
I'm sure these angels were generous souls, but dancing on a float in platform heals while being blinded by your cape is a clear OSHA violation and I'm reporting that shit.
"Halt! Pledge your allegiance to peace and acceptance or my comrade here will run you through with flags! Only $5.99 a piece, by the way."
Tropical Wonderwoman? Sure, we got that.
I hear they like rainbows.
Believe it or not, they were being chased by a bear on a tricycle.
Yeah, I wouldn't believe that either.
Katie's Lesbian Boxing Club - Beating the shit out of hetero's since 1982.
Captain Ahab might not way to lay...er..I mean slay this mighty beast.
For a man wearing a pink sailors cap, that guy doesn't look very happy.
Does that mean I have to leave this piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth? Cuz damn, it's tickling my gums.
Yes, I'm sure it is. But thinking that a pinwheel (even one with a rainbow) is cool? Well, I"m not sure anyone can help you with that.
They have the strangest uniforms of any business I've seen. But the service is excellent.
