"I killed 2 butterflies in my car on the way here. Looks like it's suicide again for me this year."
Unbeknownst to these little girls, the blue strings they now paraded about were actually the lower intestines of Elmo.
Just to prove her devotion to the color blue, this young woman had swallowed two pounds of blueberries. In a couple minutes, and with a little help from a bottle of ipecac, she'd have something spectacular to show them.
"Pina colada, I love you like sailors loves portwhores. Er..portholes. Er...me."
These new female condoms were completely impractical.
Girl on left: I'm worried about mom. She gnawed on my brain outfit earlier. That can't be normal.
You ain't never seen pants this hot before.
And people today say kids are hard to entertain. Look, multicolored paper!
The king and his horse never did find that grail. They did find a mighty good pint of lager over at Madison's though. Only 8 pence!
The other girls hated Handstand Harriet.
Scarier than the eye of this beast is the story behind the bloody fingerprints on it's retina.
Torgo could only escape his demons thru the magic of music. And corrective shoes.
Señor Fox, on the prowl for a henhouse or two.
And now, an interpretive dance to the soundtrack of 'The Aristocats'.
