Dandelion.
Turducken.
God's dandruff.
The ferris wheel that you were riding when you tried to make out with Sally in Jr.High. I coulda told you she was too tall for you.
Sasquatch has the clap.
Hehe, butt.
YellowBeard's flaming goatee.
A koosh ball that fell behind the couch, where it remained until you moved out 4 years later.
The man behind the magic. And the man whose pocket was soon to be ablaze.
At this point, we think he had successfully hypnotized himself. Up next; Lopaka clucks like a chicken.
Infinity barbed wire - new from Paka Co.
Lopaka: Wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round...
Here he shows that he can write his name backwards. Mostly.
Lopaka discovered the sparkler and decided to swordfight with the camera.
