"Alright ocean, it's just you and me now. Let's do this thing."
Seagulls have no respect for signage.
Fish headstones.
I tried to recreate the Goonies scene where they look thru a hole to discover the location of buried treasure, but all I saw was a tourist, wearing uggs on the beach, waving madly at me.
From the beach where the moon landing was faked.
Ryan demonstrates the no-hands urination technique to show the ocean he means business.
Once we entered the state of Oregon, Ryan stood on his head to prove...um...ok, I think he was just going for a quick rush.
Ryan insisted that floral herpes is completely treatable.
Ryan always said a little prayer during roadside pit stops. Said it "pleased the bowel gods."
