Zoom zoom.
Madeline swore she could see a mermaid swim from the pool UP the waterfall. But she had just eaten a handful of wild mushrooms. So that had to be factored in.
Madeline and Eva were amused as I prepared to test my theory that the rocks below were made of styrofoam.
Ryan bikes around town, finding the best spots to lock up his bike. Yeah, kind of weird.
None of us could remember if this waterfall was named after a horse's tail or a unicorn's penis.
Portland was relatively green this summer. Much more so than the previous summer, when it was red with the blood of my enemies.
Bridge ponderings.
Objects in mirror may be less trippy than you remember once you're sober.
H Y P N O T I C
This was the 2nd worst play that Ryan had ever seen.
Eva had convinced Madeline that if she waited long enough, green lime kool-aid would flow down the hill.
Ryan discovers a statue of an angel petting a velociraptor (not shown).
"I'm.....I'm not your enemy, right?"
Meanwhile, Ryan was biking thru caves or space or something.
