Thrusting, Johnny knew this was his only chance to do this, and he was going to savor it.
Johnny Jackass runs for his life. The crowd cheers for the whale.
Johnny Jackass shows his guns.
The boys, out for an early dinner.
Fearing a mob mentality, I escape to the high ground.
The stroller.
"Smell my hands. No, really. I think it's making me high."
Sally: Nipples and gold chains and seaweed! It's like an Aquaman rap video!
Seeing Sir Brillianton giving the whale a sensual massage, Sally feared he might have gotten too attached.
Sally's friend didn't care about the whale. She just wanted the tide to never ever stop coming in.
Notice the hand imprints to Sally's right. Yes, eww.
Sally Struts: Oh my god! This water is making my white shirt transparent! Why did no one tell me this would happen?!
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
Sally Struts enters the fight.
Sir Brillianton returns to land a different man. He has touched a whale, fought the tide, and caught a disease which will turn his offspring into adorable mutant flipper babies.
