Surfer 2: Has the horizon always been slanted like that? I need to lay off the coke before surfing.
The naked homeless man loved whales. Loved em.
Naked Man: Don't worry. I used to watch that 'Crocodile Hunter' show all the time, and nothing bad ever happened to him.
We had either discovered the dead whale, or someone had lost a shitload of silly putty.
