The ceremonial monkey-towel was always sacrificed on the first night.
We enjoy an authentic margarita in a place that authentically had no prices listed, had an authentic lack of air conditioning, and, we're pretty sure, peanuts from some kind of authentic plant.
"We're coming for you Christine. We're coming!"
Christine shows us Vince's "formal" mask. Which, if he asks, doesn't look gimpish at all.
Pantea didn't know it yet, but her Spanish skills would come in handy when we were later accused of desecrating a sacred shrine and indecent exposure.
Unbeknownst to Pantea, Sean had sold his tie to one of the Bustamante crew for a handful of magic beans and a Corona.
Jen: You used that muscle relaxant joke? Really? Ok then.
"It's my vacation, and if I want to drink at 7am, I can. It's my vacation, and if I want to wear sunglasses inside, I can. It's my vacation, and if I want to steal Sean's socks and fill them with pudding, I can."
"I love it when a plan comes together. Mental note: think of a plan where Vince as a mexican wrestler is central."
Sean wasn't phased ordering food in Spanish, as he had perfected 23 different ways to say 'pollo'.