"Nope, Amy is practically perfect in every way. No faults found. That t-rex isn't nearby, is it?"
Avery and Lora get an early start on the evening, drinking a handful of buttery nipples. That's right, I said "handful" and "nipples" in the same sentence. I am easily amused.
The long overdue S&M portion of the night begins.
It was us vs. the mountain. Steve made up his mind early on: we were gonna cheat.
Steve: I dare you to make love to that squirrel.
Andy: You're on.
Steve: That was fast. Were, were you already planning on doing that?
Andy: ....
The first game of the day. Also known as "Hide until time runs out".
(in Tim Meadows' Johnnie Cochran impersonation voice)
That's a nice rock. That's a good looking rock. If that rock ran for president, I would vote for that rock. That rock is superb. If I were a rock, I'd make sweet love to that there rock.
That's a nice rock. That's a good looking rock. If that rock ran for president, I would vote for that rock. That rock is superb. If I were a rock, I'd make sweet love to that there rock.
Sioux Falls panorama.
It's pretty much water...in motion.
Steve comes down with a case of the vapors and retires for the round.
Melissa: ..and if I grab its tiny little head in my palm, and squeeze, it makes funny sounds and squirms around. Isn't that adorable?
Squirrel: Sure, my name is Plague Squirrelthalamew III, but that's just a name. Judge me by my character, not my...oh shit, I bit you. You should probably see a doctor.
Jen knew the group would never believe she just had a run-in with a ferocious Yeti. The hard part now was explaining why the back of her pants was missing.
We didn't want to leave Melissa behind, but rules are rules.
