Max
Cold frigid bitch, never called me back.

Lurkerer
And amber if you're a skank. Power to the skanks.

Jen
At last, Steve has an audience that can't walk out on his one-man play, "Me and the Video Chatroom".

Max
Life is random. The postman is stealing your porn. iPod shuffle.

Lurkerer
Damn you, Eve. Damn you.

Max
Apple Brand methodone clinic, IV's provided.

Lurkerer
Probably a guy with a ponytail.

jen
And to add insult to injury, he looks up that poor little device's skirt.

jen
Unfortunately, the cab struck before either nerd could shout out a final, defiant, "I regret nothing!"

jen
Indicator strip on new iPod shuffle turns blue if you're pregnant!