juan
sure easy to spot the mac users or not...

PG
random Life is. is Life random. Life random is. is random Life. Life is random. diop fuslhfe.

Ice
nice one, that's a keeper juan.

the pic and the card.

jen
Apple leaps light years ahead of its competition by introducing the first computer that can perform a pole dance. No touching.

jen
Life is random. Your cat isn't the one that's been puking in your shoes. iPod shuffle.

jen
After all the time Juanvaldes had spent worrying that he wouldn't meet any women at the convention, this came as a huge relief.

jen
Jobs likes his butterflies served only two ways. The other? With gravy.

Lurkerer
Is this *the* Juan Valdez? I'd always pictured him to be older and with a mustache. And a mule. And Hispanic, with a penchant for growing commercial coffee beans.

Lurkerer
Damn confusing No Parking and No Stopping signs got me towed.

Lee
What the fuck is a Newton?!