Coolest. Warning Sign. Ever.
Lora had just realized where she would hide Billy's body at the end of this trip. Oh, he's looking this way. Happy face, happy face!
A giant flag adorned the center of the town. In case, you know, you forgot what country you were in when everyone around you is speaking Spanish.
Shasta will never guess where Paka hid the cork.
Paka swatted at his demons. But they wanted tequila, and no amount of arm waving was going to stop them.
Exit - Sprinters Only
Andy's plan to photograph every passenger was going remarkably well. Although Dorothy yelling "Show us your tits!" to the women certainly wasn't making it easy for him.
Oh yeah, we're so getting drunk in the middle of the day.
The barrels seemed to go on forever and we hadn't started drinking yet. This was a bad sign.
'How to lay down the phat jams 101' by professor Paka.
Woman: Ah 2001, it was a good year. Wait...no it wasn't. Now 2003...2003 I could have written a tawdry romance novel about...
Yes, that's exactly what you think it is: the arse-faced cotton rabbit of Argentina.
Not a slip n slide.
Back on the boat, the gang puts on their formal attire for what will surely be a night of respectable behavior.
