As the woman on the right explained how, in her family, Easter eggs were decorated with the faces of her enemies and swallowed whole to absorb their power, the HP employee slowly backed away.
Stogieman (right) identified the exits in case of a geek stampede. While rare, they have been known to happen when some of the more hardcore fans are deprived of Steve Jobs' life giving reality-distortion field for too long.
Man: Oh my lord. I get on a bus with 'John Lennon Tour' written all over it and people are smoking the marijuana on it? Why I never!
When picking up an iPod mini for your sportscar, be sure to get the pink one. That let's everyone know you're secure in your sexuality and that the car isn't an extension of your penis.
If that doesn't work, tell them you're colorblind. No one picks on the handicapped.
They're getting hitched in Vegas as we speak. Leaked photos of the wedding night coming soon.
Stogieman poses with his close personal friend Phil Schiller.
ATi snagged a Mac mini before any other vendor. A steady line of mac loyalist lined up to touch it. ATi would later put up a sign reading "No Heavy Petting!"
The crowd to get into the exhibit hall was so dense I think I heard someone yell "Back off, you're crushing my Newton!"
The new iPod Shuffle. The first iPod that will be swallowed as part of a fraternity initiation.
Steve Jobs: There's just one more thing.
Shit! God damn childproof cap. I need the yellow ones to do this right! Reality distortion field...fading.
iPod graphs excite Steve.
Steve Jobs: It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the riiiiiiggggghhhht!
The new Mac mini does not play CDs upside down.
Steve Jobs: We want a headless iMac! Blah blah blah blah! I want to take off my pants, but we can't all get what we want.
Oh, but you are getting a headless iMac. Does that mean I can lose the pants?
