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The cattle. These dedicated geeks got in line for the keynote around 5am. The rain outside was their shower. So the cattle comment wasn't entirely about waiting in line.
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Robot John Mayer paused only once during his performance. A tech, equipped only with a bent paperclip, fixed him in no time.
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Steve surprised everyone by announcing the new Robot John Mayer.
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Steve Jobs: This new Sony HDV is amazing. No no, don't stop talking. Just pretend I'm not here. That's it. Oh yeah. Now give me 'pouty'.
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iPhoto picture alignment - digital correction for when you're finally sober
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Steve Jobs (off-screen): Hehehehehe. So my wife...nah, it's too easy. I love this feature.
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Steve Jobs: iLife 04 was a beautiful merging of products. Not like when you were in college, and you were trying to convince two women to kiss each other. You deserved that black eye dork.
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Steve wasn't sure why, but the name Isaac suddenly popped into his head.
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It's not water.
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Steve Jobs (off-screen): And this is what PC Magazine said about my ass after I faxed them a copy of it. That's right, it's tight. Here, I'll bounce a quarter off it just to prove it to you.