Juanvaldes gives his approval to an actual card we found on the floor of the expo.
Stogieman experiences a joy he hasn't felt since he was in junior high and Ms.Federline forgot to wear a bra one cold winter day.
The mac geek circle jerk. No touching.
Guy: Woah.
Apple Employee: I'm sorry sir, but I just received notice over the phone that your wife and grandson were both killed by a pack of wolverines.
I think I can get you a good price on the 1GB model though.
The seductively dressed chalk women were mocking her. She'd show them though. She'd come back later.....with an eraser.
A female Apple employee checks her email without being accosted. I know, I'm shocked too.
Umbrella-man: I declare this section for MacOSRumors!
the crowd boos loudly
Random man: Suck my spymac!
Umbrella-man: Who said that?! I will cast my level 9 icy smiting spell on you! You'll rue the day you messed with me!
The handy location text in the bottom of the screen was put in place after 48 hungover people thought they were in line for a Green Day concert last year.
